क्या बताऊं अपने बारे में ... बस इतना समझ लीजिए की पागल हवा का झोंका हूँ .. .. जो मन करता है वही करता हूँ ... बक-बक करने की आदत है सो ब्लॉग लिख कर मन बहलाता हूँ ..... ज़मीन से जुड़ा हूँ .. सो ज़मीन की बातें करता हूँ .. छोटी-छोटी चीज़ो में खुशी ढूँढने की कोशिश करता हूँ ... बॉस मैं ओल्ड फेशन्ड .. थोड़ा सा कन्सर्वेटिव .. दूरदर्शन जेनरेशन का आदमी हूँ .. मिलने की उम्मीद करता हूँ .. बिछड़ने से डरता हूँ .. सपने देखता हूँ .. इससे ज़्यादा मेरे बारे में क्या जानोगे.... !!!!
Wednesday, 22 May 2013
TOP FIVE THINGS NOT TO GIFT YOUR BOYFRIEND !!!!! GIRLS WHY DONT YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES
1) ANYTHING INEXPENSIVE
Guys don’t love gifts because it’s a
physical manifestation of the girl’s
love for them. It’s a physical
manifestation of what they can show
off to their friends! So that they can go
like, ‘Oh, that? My girl gifted me that
on our fifth month anniversary.’
2) FLOWERS
Even as a side gift, it’s pathetic. No guy
smells them and clicks pictures of
them to post on Facebook with
comments and hearts in it. If anything,
they are a real pain in the backside
because we don’t know what to do
with them! It’s a gift you give, not
receive, remember that. Plus, we are
all about the money.
3) CARDS
Again. Classic mistake. Handmade or
bought from the market, they are as
useless as useless can get. We can’t
take it home, we won’t probably read
what’s written in there the first time,
let alone later, then what’s the point?
Our chromosome structure doesn’t
allow us to like cards!
4) CLOTHES
Your guy may dress up parrot-green
glazing, shiny shirts but it’s a bit of
stretch to tell him what he needs to
wear. As guys, we decide what we look
ridiculous in. Do we ever let girls
decide which cars we should be seen
in? Likewise.
5) GADGETS
We look like we know all about our
gadgets, but frankly, we have no idea.
We buy it and we regret it moments
later. Then we get furious, break the
gadget and curse the mind that bought
it. Do you really want that to come on
you? I don’t think so. Be better off, get
a gift card. Let us make our mistakes
ourselves.
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A lost hope
Fountains of lament burst through my desires for you.. Stood like the height of a pillar that you were, I could see your moving eyes ...
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अगर यकीं नहीं आता तो आजमाए मुझे वो आईना है तो फिर आईना दिखाए मुझे अज़ब चिराग़ हूँ दिन-रात जलता रहता हूँ मैं थक गया हूँ हवा से कहो बुझाए ...
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Fountains of lament burst through my desires for you.. Stood like the height of a pillar that you were, I could see your moving eyes ...
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परिंदे छत पे बुलाते हैं बैन करते हैं मेरी बयाज़ दिखाते हैं बैन करते हैं इन्हें पता ही नहीं बंद खिड़कियों की सिसक ये लोग रो नहीं पाते है...
these are purely my seventh cloud imagining views
ReplyDeletethere is no coincidence or correlation from reality
however i must say its D FUCKING TRUTH....
dav is best she ..suits me the best
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